Poor Nigel.

My Dear Boy, I don’t think you need to worry about “a plot to embarrass him”. I think you took care of that when you pocketed the Five Million.

And poor Count Binface. Back to relative obscurity. Oh the fickle nature of electoral politics.

Author of your own misfortune ?

This seems like an appropriate fate for someone who, through their own idiocy, placed themselves in a compromised security position. Honestly, I would have left him in the catering cart:

You can file this under “Truth is stranger than fiction”.

If you’re interested, here’s the whole article: